HEY BIOWARE?

FUCK. YOU. BIOWARE.

FOR THE CRAPPIEST. ENDING. TO THE BEST GAME TRILOGY. EVER.


EDIT @ 19 March: http://www.gametrailers.com/side-mission/2012/03/19/mass-effect-executive-producer-responds-to-player-complaints-over-mass-effect-3s-ending/

Casey Hudson has responded with regards to the Ending of ME3...

Mass Effect 1-3, were the best 100 hours of my gaming career. I won't say THE BEST, but I'll say some of the best 100 hours I've had over my years.

They took the last 10 minutes to ruin the whole fucking thing. FUCK YOU.
I'll elaborate more soon.

EDIT 17032012:
So anyway, let's get this post started:



This guy on youtube pretty much sums up everything about the Mass Effect 3 Ending.

Now, what are the endings?
Spoiler alert, check after the jump~
So anyway, you spend the whole DAMN GAME, amassing resources to fight the Reapers. You gather the different races of aliens to fight under your command, you command Fleets from the Turians, Salarians, Asari, Krogans, Quarians, Geth, and what have you.
You built the Crucible with the help of the Rachni Queen and the Scientists and you gather all these resources to finally end the Reaper Threat.

YOU FINALLY COMPLETED 100 HOURS OF THE 3 GAMES OF MASS EFFECT, WITH A PERFECT GUAI KIA(Good Kid in Hokkien) ENDING WITH ALMOST ALL PARAGON CHOICES POSSIBLE.

Then you get treated to a whole ending with you talking to a kid about how you Either Control the Reapers, Synthesis with Synthetics and Organics, and Destroy all Synthetic Life.

Those. are your only. options. I am dead-fucking-serious.
No, seriously. Bioware could program a series of games where if you killed Urdnot Wrex("Shepard." "Wrex." "Shepard" "Wrex") in ME1, you pretty much lose him for ME2 and ME3.
They could program and write a game series that took Old Save Bonus up to 11. They made the games awesome. They made the callbacks and jokes work.

Mass Effect was all about cause and effect. All about choices and consequences. HELL, WHEN I HAVE KIDS, I'LL TEACH THEM ABOUT CAUSE AND EFFECT AND ABOUT MAKING DECISIONS WITH THIS GAME.
Yeah, graphic, yeah, suggestive.
BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT, THIS GAME SERIES WAS WELL MADE. IT WAS WELL EXECUTED, IT WAS WELL WRITTEN.

SO WHY. am I FUCKING. Restricted to 3 Choices? Where Shepard Dies? WHY?! WHYYY?!

Really. FUCK THAT, BIOWARE. FUCK YOU.

And another thing? Why. In the holy mother of GOD, did you make a Samurai African Alien, DLC? Why did you make Javik DLC? I spoiled myself and watch some of the dialogue options you have with him, and HE EXPLAINS THE DAMN STORY SO MUCH.

WHY are you doing this to us? WHY do you hate your fans so much?

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US?! WHYYYYY?!

Why did you ruin 3 of the best games I've ever played?

-Ry